Friday, March 26, 2004
Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?
It’s FRIDAY!
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I really don’t have that much going on this weekend. Have to run a bunch of errands and have to play my new videogame – see The Suffering. Other than that, I am going to try to find a way to enjoy the nice weather. Maybe bring my book (see- The Davinci Code) to the river tomorrow afternoon and relax for a bit. Oooh…that sounded like such a wonderful idea when I wrote it. But odds are I will end up lying in my bed with my dick between my legs.
Last night I rolled around in my bed with my lil’ guy Jimbo. He and I have become incredibly close over the last few months. He is so fucking cute that when he’s near me I turn into a puddle of gobbery goo goo daddy goo. Gobble goo. Paul remarked on how well Jim knows me. When he would go to pick him up, Jim would scamper away and crawl inside the crook of my arm. He would then peek his head out at Paul and then bury himself away in my arm again. It was super really awesome really hella great cute. I love him and am actually looking FORWARD to going home and loving on him for a couple of hours.
Um…can anyone say The Apprentice? LOVE it. I was so nervous last night because I thought that my little Nicholas was going to get fired. I ultimately believe that Amy will win the job, but that Nicky…he is so fucking cute that it makes my legs quiver. The show rocks and I eat up every second of it. Paul tends to talk a lot through the show and I actually had to tell him to “Shut his gay mouth” a bunch of times. He then proceeded to tickle me ad nauseum.
Did you like the way I used the phrase “ad nauseum”? I learned it recently and I vowed to use it whenever I could. I never knew it was spelled “AD nauseum”. That’s PRETTY cool. I love you, you ridiculous English language.
What else, what else…
I guess not much. I had a fart this morning that was boiling hot. I think it burned the back of my leg. I now have a blister there and when it pops it will smell like eggs. Yum…free breakfast!
Alright ya’ll…enjoy whatever it is you got planned.
You best expect that this hot bitch will!
Smooches!
And also…
Booches.
It’s FRIDAY!
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I really don’t have that much going on this weekend. Have to run a bunch of errands and have to play my new videogame – see The Suffering. Other than that, I am going to try to find a way to enjoy the nice weather. Maybe bring my book (see- The Davinci Code) to the river tomorrow afternoon and relax for a bit. Oooh…that sounded like such a wonderful idea when I wrote it. But odds are I will end up lying in my bed with my dick between my legs.
Last night I rolled around in my bed with my lil’ guy Jimbo. He and I have become incredibly close over the last few months. He is so fucking cute that when he’s near me I turn into a puddle of gobbery goo goo daddy goo. Gobble goo. Paul remarked on how well Jim knows me. When he would go to pick him up, Jim would scamper away and crawl inside the crook of my arm. He would then peek his head out at Paul and then bury himself away in my arm again. It was super really awesome really hella great cute. I love him and am actually looking FORWARD to going home and loving on him for a couple of hours.
Um…can anyone say The Apprentice? LOVE it. I was so nervous last night because I thought that my little Nicholas was going to get fired. I ultimately believe that Amy will win the job, but that Nicky…he is so fucking cute that it makes my legs quiver. The show rocks and I eat up every second of it. Paul tends to talk a lot through the show and I actually had to tell him to “Shut his gay mouth” a bunch of times. He then proceeded to tickle me ad nauseum.
Did you like the way I used the phrase “ad nauseum”? I learned it recently and I vowed to use it whenever I could. I never knew it was spelled “AD nauseum”. That’s PRETTY cool. I love you, you ridiculous English language.
What else, what else…
I guess not much. I had a fart this morning that was boiling hot. I think it burned the back of my leg. I now have a blister there and when it pops it will smell like eggs. Yum…free breakfast!
Alright ya’ll…enjoy whatever it is you got planned.
You best expect that this hot bitch will!
Smooches!
And also…
Booches.
